bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(via hate)

amporeon:

this will always be the highlight of my life

(via bewbin)

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

(via trohman-jpg)

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

(via notastupidurl)

effington:

I was taking a pano of the sky and he ran around me

effington:

I was taking a pano of the sky and he ran around me

(via pocketmartin)

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(via bewbin)

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

(via human)

(via joolabee)

physics-and-fiction:

But 100% fabulous

physics-and-fiction:

But 100% fabulous

theswordfromthesky:

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

a tack on titan

I don’t even watch this show and I fell out of my chair

theswordfromthesky:

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

a tack on titan

I don’t even watch this show and I fell out of my chair

(via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)